From the frontlines of Real Music:
Prince is (or was, depending on your point of view) generally amazing. A genius, if you will. Unfortunately, while genius can help make this, it can also make people say things like: "This is real music. And these are real musicians." Prince: while this may be infinitely better than this, it doesn't make the latter any less 'real'.
Ne-Yo's next album 'Love & Passion' will be "full of real music", apparently. Again, while this is a lot better than this...
And Fearne Cotton.
Ne-Yo and Prince now join Fearne on The Wall. Well done everybody.