Another act who's been beavering away at 'new material' for... A good 7 years now is former S Club Junior Calvin Goldspink.
That is what he looked like in 2004. However, he was only 15 at the time so AVERT YOUR GAZE. (Unless you're of a similar age, in which case carry on.) Anyway, he's 22 now so presumably he's ready to come back as the finely tuned male popstar that the UK has been lacking for quite some while. He's already got an amazing popstar name, should be good looking and should be able to use his S Clubness as a platform to attract the attention of both the public and some of the best people 'in the game'. Right?
No, not really. Well done all involved.
...But we can't let someone who ('presumably'...) made so many young people realise that they were gay let that be their only legacy.
WHAT SHOULD BE DONE: According to Wikipedia Calvin is currently signed to Polydor. Sounds like nonsense, but on the off chance that he is, this is what they should do with him: